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August 3rd, 2007
09:43 am - New Job
Ok so now I have a new job working for a company called mirror media, which create mirrors that turn into monitors.
From what I can tell I will be doing design/repair/fitting... hopefully I will know more on Monday which is my first day.
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July 26th, 2007
07:45 pm - The Power of Silver Foil
Well the interview went ok on Monday, I should here if I got the job next week.
Also if you have read ![[info]](http://l-stat.livejournal.com/img/userinfo.gif) ellierachael LJ then you would know that we got a freeview digibox. But we don't have a great signal, so I used my technical knowledge to wrap a length of foil around the internal areal and POW perfect signal.
Other useful things silver kitchen foil is good for.
- Replacing fuses in plugs or fuse boards in emergency situations
- Breaking into electrical alarm contacts
- Cooking you Sunday Roast
- Creating shiny spacecraft when wrapped around milk bottles and other craft art activities
If you have any other suggestions to the above list please comment.
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July 18th, 2007
01:26 pm - Application to be CraZy = P82 HAS BEEN ACCEPTED
I Have just had a call from a very cheerful fellow offering me an interview on Monday at 11.00am, this is quiet amazing really as I only posted the application back yesterday. Now I have a list of things to do:
Well that was one long list... The job is a sales job selling kitchens from what I gather from their web page, so another new career change for me. I was listening to the radio the other day and it stated that most people will have around 12 career changes in their life I'm on number 7!
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July 17th, 2007
04:11 pm - Application to be CraZy = P82
Today I received my first reply to the cold letters I have been sending out to companies in the area, and it was a application form. I do hate application form but it is all done and sent now.
Also for those who need to know I have a new e-mail address now projectgregory@googlemail.com
I have a bit of artwork to put online that I have done recently which once it is up i will show you. As well as a Battlestar Galactica viper made out of lego which I will show you all tomorrow.
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July 10th, 2007
12:56 pm - The Return of a Suspicious Character
It's been sometime again and I will try to stay around, even if I have actually just moved!!
So once again I am looking for a job now in the town of sawbridgeworth... Which is a biggie as now that means I am a southerner Eek, I am actually here because Ellie has got a job down here doing speech therapy and care for those of you who don't know these amazing details. So Yep I'm all grown up now living with Ellie (The Old Ball and Chain), {Waits for all the sex discrimination comments}.
I have actually done quiet a bit this morning sending a few letters out applying for jobs, setting up the wireless internet connection and jumping up and down singing that I'm a transvestite.
If anyone would like to come visit us in our nice new flat you are very welcome, and hopefully soon I will get to meet up with lovelyruthie even if she does not know it yet to catch up on things now that I am close to nodnoL.
With a bit of luck you may see the projectstupid web page come back on-line soon.
Current Music: Eek-A-Mouse - Terrorist In The City
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February 26th, 2007
07:34 pm - The Great Job Search
happy birthday ruth
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August 3rd, 2006
01:17 pm - Cave
So everything is going as planned, just go BLOW UP that cave dave.
I have a few ideas that may get released soon. Watch out!!!
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July 31st, 2006
06:00 pm - When i was a kid
When I was a kid I used to pray every night for a new bike. Then I realised that The Lord doesn't work that way, so I stole one and asked him to forgive me.
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July 25th, 2006
12:08 pm - The Great Job Search
No doubt as you would have heard i quite my job the other day, and now im exploring for my next adventure i have allready applied for a dozen or so jobs, and well i cant wait for the interviews to come! I LOVE interviews.
Well i will keep you all updated, and well if you have any suggestions on what you think i should do just please comment. On that note I will not become a jigalow again unless i get paid in real money this time not that chocolate money.
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June 7th, 2006
07:14 pm
| You Are a Chow Puppy | 
Don't fence me in!
You're an independent spirit that won't be tied down. |
Come on let me at them! "Puppy Power"
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June 1st, 2006
10:48 pm - Kicking your own ASS
have you ever tried kicking your own ASS! Its hard it's so much easy kicking someone else's and it feels a lot better too. (I suggest you all try it)
Well I have been thinking and I may start putting back together project stupid, I hope ruth will join again and anyone else who wishes to join just leve a comment.
So lets see, what other life type things have happend to me -
saw the rocky horror show (great)
Dressed like a women (not so great)
Ate a chicken (Supper)
Gave a homeless man a toothbrush (Felt Giving)
Made a evil lego rabbit (scary)
Other than that going to ellie's tomorrow, i'm sure i can figure something else to write about soon.
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May 25th, 2006
08:10 pm - Shoes
So ive just finished making my shoes for the rocky horror show this weekend and they are great even sexy if i say so my self, Im nearly 7 foot tall in them and showing more skin in public than i have done since well. I was naked.
Pics coming soon.
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May 14th, 2006
10:05 pm - The price of beer
Ok I'm drunk but the price of beer is ridiculous ive spent £30 its now £2.50 a pint its ridiculous, eek i cant remember the starrrt of this sentence. Oh and chocolate is better when you are drunk. i love you all
peace
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May 4th, 2006
11:58 pm - Accident when i'm around
Well today was unique, I was working on site again at a factory that dies cotton, calibrating some pressure gauges. So as i was leaving the factory floor one of these large cookers explodes and this steam burns me, and die gets everywhere. But i'm ok, I CLEAN UP GOOD
err other than that i need to get up early to iron my shirt.
Peace
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May 3rd, 2006
07:51 pm - Me want
I have to get me one of these
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May 2nd, 2006
11:54 pm - I can do this and I will do this
Ok just spotted this on Ellie's LJ and it seems right up my alley, and some of these things I already do but ill report back tomorrow with my score.
The bolded dares are the ones ill be attempting...
ONE POINT DARES
1. Ignore the first five people who say 'good morning' to you.
2. To signal the end of a conversation, clamp your hands over your ears
and grimace.
3. Leave your fly open for one hour. If anyone points it out, say, "Sorry,I really prefer it this way".
4. Walk sideways to the photocopier.
5. While going in an elevator, gasp dramatically each time the doors open.
6. When in elevator with one other person, tap them on the shoulder and
pretend it wasn't you.
7. Finish all your sentences with "In accordance with the prophecy....."
8. Don't use any punctuation.
9. Interrupt your conversation with someone by giving a huge deject sigh.
10. Use your highlighter pen on the computer screen.
THREE POINT DARES
1. Say to your boss, "I like your style", wink, and shoot him with
double-barrelled fingers
2. Kneel in front of the water cooler and drink directly from the nozzle.
3. Shout random numbers while someone is counting.
4. Every time you get an email, shout 'email'.
5. Put decaf in the coffee maker for 3 weeks. Once everyone has got over
his or her caffeine addictions, switch to espresso.
6. Keep hole punching your finger. Each time you do, shout, "dagnamit,
it's happened again!". Then do ita gain.
7. Introduce yourself to a new colleague as "the office bicycle". Then
wink and pout.
8. Call I.T. helpdesk and tell them that you can't seem to access any
pornography web sites.
FIVE POINT DARES
1. At the end of a meeting, suggest that, for once, it would be nice to
conclude with the singing of the national anthem (extra points if you actually launch into it yourself).
2. Walk into a very busy person's office and while they watch you with
growing irritation, turn the light switch on/off 10 times.
3. For an hour, refer to everyone you speak to as "Dave".
4. Announce to everyone in a meeting that you "really have to go do a
number two".
6. After every sentence, say 'Mon' in a really bad Jamaican accent. As
in: "The report's on your desk, Mon." Keep this up for one hour.
7. In a meeting or crowded situation, slap your forehead repeatedly and
mutter, "Shut up, damn it, all of you just shut up!"
8. At lunchtime, get down on your knees and announce, "As God is my
witness, I'll never go hungry again!"
9. Repeat the following conversation 10 times to the same person: "Do
hear that?" "What?" "Never mind, it's gone now."
10. Present meeting attendees with a cup of coffee and biscuit; smash
biscuit with your fist.
11. During the course of a meeting, slowly edge your chair towards the
door.
12. As often as possible, skip rather than walk.
13. Ask people what sex they are. Laugh hysterically after they answer.
14. Hump the photocopier. When someone spots you, stop and cough embarrassingly, then lean in to the machine and whisper loudly, "I'll call you tonight".
And if it goes well ill extend the test period to the weekend, as then ill be at ellies and at a christening
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11:15 pm - Addicted to a brick
I'm back once more to shine your shoes!
So I had today off work so I could well just be lazy, but now the reality of going to work is almost upon me...eek now I have not used that word for some time :)
I have a feeling its Jen's birthday tomorrow so ill say happy b day now, but if I'm wrong and its not tomorrow we will save it for later shall we?
I better get back to playing with my Lego, I can be without it for to long or I get withdrawal symptoms.
Current Music: Bright Eyes - Lover I Don't Have To Love
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February 5th, 2006
01:25 pm - Hotel Booked
Ok so basicly this is for dave, Our hotel is booked now we are at the same place as you for the thursday and friday night.
just have to book the train sometime next week.
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01:25 pm
horar i have updated, the midgets are attacking me they are wearing green coats.... no they are lepricorns,,, ahhh its sarah.
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December 22nd, 2005
10:49 pm - Weeeeeee
So today ellie has passed her driving test, I have wrote christmas cards and getting ready with my own e-mail cards as i leave everything so late.
but the other news is that my database thingy told me it was someones birthday today so i took a visit to there my space journal to find out she is in even more pain now as her brother and mum have told her she is nothing and they are going to make her life misserable.
That sounds so funny lol, well in a sick way
but i just want to say i love ellie
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